Joe climbed out of the pit. He'd only recently been thrown in there because The Evil Fiend had seen it as an opportunity to chuck him in. The Evil Fiend had been Joe's nemesis now for so long it was like the two were almost friends. Joe knew more about The Evil Fiend than his sister. Although his sister had been away working with chimps in Africa and didn't have access to the Internet so it was tricky to stay in touch. The last time he'd seen her Joe had just saved her from The Evil Fiend, who had used her as bait for one of his dastardly schemes to get Joe's attention while he tried to take over the world by firing nuclear bombs at the moon and altering the Earth's gravational effect thereby causing massive tidal waves and fair deal of destruction, chaos and flooding.
Joe had indeed saved his sister from the Evil Fiend and the world but it had been a close squeak. The nuclear bombs had already been primed and were in blast off count down before Joe had saved the day. It had been close. The President had been grateful though and given Joe the highly prestigious Medal Of Honour, an award only usually given to members of the armed forces but he made an executive decision for Joe and Joe was now a Medal Of Honour owner. This was all two years ago now and it all seemed such a long time ago now as he crawled battered and bleeding from the pit.
Joe had especially not like the crocodile that was in the pit. It had been angry, hungry and not happy to see Joe land heavily in his pit. It was now ready to be turned into a handbag or maybe some cowboy boots. But it wouldn't be doing any biting of heroes at any point soon. Not unless science has found a way to bring reptiles back to life from the dead. And reattach their jaws.
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